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spacespacespacespac(AGAIN)
Due to the concealment ^of a broken thermometer,
spaiiiiii(1)
the lab (2) will be closed till further notice. for

Thanks to some idiot. This time its definitely unambiguously an idiot.

Do not enter AT ALL. Hg can volatise, Who knows where
the mercury is.

Yours sincerely,
irate technicians


p.s. to the culprit, if you stole the bulb of mercury, pls for your own sake bag it up, bag it up again and throw it away. If you took it to play a prank on someone, pls be sensible; mercury is toxic. If you left it in the lab sink or elsewhere, please leave a note here to tell me where it is.
THERE IS A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CONCEALING A BURETTE BREAKAGE AND A MERCURY THERMOMETER BREAKAGE. ONE SHOULDN'T BE DONE; THE OTHER MUSN'T


The above was a notice posted on the door of chemistry lab 1 today. My heart goes out to the irate techinicians who have a hard time handling students who do things they musn't. If you have any information on this matter, please go report this to proper authorities so that the culprit(s) dont do anything stupidier than what they have already done.