Thursday, March 6, 2008

Haha

(a note before i start, remember the earlier blogpost about how the stuff written in each post should be linked? i take that back, it shouldn't, and willn't)

Pro-prologue
All blogs have a shape, but currently this blog is still finding it's shape. The posts are random in nature, the lengths of the posts vary from a single sentence to a freaking long hopeless story, the style of writing however, remains constantly at a very low level. Therefore, from feedback number #1, this blog is fail. I totally agree. Please bear with me as i attempt (but fail) to materialize a shape for this blog of mine, and if i succeed in failing to fix on a shape, then this blog shall be left to rot in the ruins of cyberspace, like the many others of its kind. It was good while it lasted. To me at least.

Prologue
The following paragraphs will be numerous in number but not that long in length individually, and as a result collectively they will be very long. Regarding feedback number #2 of my posts being too long; me having verbal diarrhoea and the such, you may stop reading anytime you want, pls do continue at your own risk.

Intro
Why do i write a blog? From what i heard, blogs serve as many purposes, each person has his own reasons for creating a blog. Some do it to express their views online, only to be caught by the police, or their school, or any other higher authority that has the power to totally own the individual that writes his thoughts without considering the feelings of others. If you do want to flame others, i would suggest you go to image boards and start posting with the name of Anonymous, only to be IP banned from the image board because some bugger from the other side of the world is using your IP and posting banned substances online. For me, the true reason why i write a blog, is to keep a diary of my thoughts over the years. O wait, make that... over the 2-3 weeks thusofar. A blog, is a web log, meaning an online diary, so it should be for you to record stuff that our puny little minds cant remember for the rest of our lives. Also, the secondary reason why i write a blog can be found in the earliest post of this blog (if i haven't accidentally deleted it), TO CHANGE THE WORLD. After reading this post, i hope you the reader will be changed, for the better or for the worst i do not know, but changed nevertheless. Isn't change such a wonderful thing?

Intro - 2
Blogs are bad. They do bad things. For example, this blog right here is sucking away all my time, supposed to be spent researching on Mending Wall, which i will be doing an IOC on later today. Never mind, with my great management of time, the IOC research will be done, sooner or later. Speaking of walls, this blog has created a wall between me and my sister, which i have promptly broken down, and i hope i will not mend in the near future. What do i mean? I mean that because of this blog, i talk less to my sister because i talk more to the computer and to this blog. This should not be happening, therefore i have broken down the wall, and started building one between me and this blog, so that i may distant myself from my blog (now thats wierd). Yay.

Intro - 3
Following feedback number #3, all blogs should be emo. Don't worry it's just a matter of time before this blog falls into the depths of emoness, gothic makeup, wrist slashing, and poetry writing. It started off being on a black background, now that's a start.

Intro - 4
I'm seeing how many intros this can be before it starts being irritating. Let me elaborate on my great time management skills. Relative to everyone else, i take anywhere between 2x to 5x the time they need to complete a task. The most famous tasks are eating, and blog-writing, which i am really really slow at completing. To compensate for my awesome time management skills, i have evolved a perfect sleep pattern. I have mastered sleep. Now what does that mean? It means, i can don't sleep anytime, and therefore also sleep anytime, anywhere, at any situation. Example: on certain days, i waste all my time until i have no more time to sleep, as it is already time to wake up, so i just go to school. To pay back my huge sleep debt, so that the Ah Longs of dreamworld will not come and paint OSlpPSlp on my house front door, i would come home from school that day, and immediately sleep till the next morning. From now on, days that are full of sleepy goodness and nothing else will be labeled as MUDs (Most Unproductive Days).

Main Body
Note the title of this blogpost. It is the written form of a sound. That sound is a representation of a certain emotion, commonly known as happiness. I am a happy guy. Do not be mistaken, though the meanings of the former sentence and of the sentence "I am a gay guy" are one and the same, i am not a gay guy. That settled, i was thinking about this recently. For most of my concious life, if you would ask me to describe myself in one word, i would say "happy-go-lucky". That is one word, made up of three parts. Haha i cheated and used three words instead but link them up with nice little -s so that they become a single word. I am happy, for most part of the time, go, meaning i move foward most of the time, and lucky, extremely so. And because of me attempting to be happy, i have to find jokes in everything, and i succeeded so well that i made a joke out of myself. That is character feedback number #1. Character feedback number #2 is that i make a joke out of everything, which is not a good thing. There are many things one should be serious about, and the more serious something should be, the more of a joke i turn it into. It is my way of escaping from the reality and seriousness of things, for my frail character cannot take too much serious stuff at once.

Conclusion
Go on msn and add music@messengerplayer.com k thks

The End. Why do earthworms have five hearts? <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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