Thursday, September 18, 2008

GUEST POST LOL

HI I'M JY
no really
do you think dneo talks like that, no way
no one could ever imitate the great and powerful troll that is yours truly
sup gaiz

so anyway you may ask SO JY WHY ARE YOU HERE INVADING DNEO'S BLOG, I MEAN AFTER ALL IT'S NOT YOUR BLOG AMIRITE. the answer is that the abovementioned noob is refusing to update his blog citing several reasons such as
1) sian
2) lazy
3) sian
4) went to sleep

note that it doesn't contain "i was too busy mugging". see you in focus camp dneo

getting back to the subject of a lack of posts, i decided on a whim of boredom that i would do a guest post which, dear reader, you are now reading, would revive this blog from being labeled under the "dead" section of people's links. not that anyone cares really but hey blogs have feelings too rite

thus the topic of this guest post will be *drumroll* LOLIS







i lied.

the real topic is actually on something that pertains to all of us and that we should all do well to learn a lesson from, for it is a major part of our life and the need for it is overwhelming in today's society. without training in having and using such an object effectively, it is unknown whether mankind could survive.

i am referring, of course, to social life.

i will now use TOK to attempt to justify the influence social life should have on our actions.

let us take person A as an example and compare him to person B and through the ways of knowing, come to a conclusion as to whether it is truly important or whether all those noobs who chill with the chix are bullshitting you.

person A derides the idea of having a social life. to him, a good life consists of the below (lists r gud)
1) LOLIS
2) gaems
3) moar lolis
4) no spoilers

since obviously if you have a social life they will spoil you on all the anime that you haven't watched because you are too lazy to get it yourself.

through reason, we can see that this person is clearly stupid because it only results in you being derided and laughed at and have no friends. which is bad. so emotion as a way of knowing also says that living your life with the motto "3d pig disgusting" is evidently fail.

let us now look at person B.

person B may be thought of as having too much social life. he attempts to know all the girls, even if they are ugly and fat, as those girls are more likely to talk to him. as long as it has a p**** he will attempt to get to know them because your e-peen is longer the more girls you are friends with ("friends" here having a very loose definition). this act makes B not very well liked (to put it mildly) due to society having created tags such as "loser", "despo", and other pleasant terms to describe people like this.

thus through reason we can tell that doing actions to make people laugh at you instead of with you does not help your situation as it only scares your intended targets (i.e. girls) away. and through emotion we can also tell that as no one likes being called a despo their entire time in school it is not a wise decision either. oh look i brought language in lol i r awesome.

so what should we do? personally (knower's perspective) i feel that a middle ground has to be found! some sort of social life is evidently essential to your development as a normal human being (note that normal is subjective). however, obviously too much of any good thing makes it bad (see: vitamin A, wine, cough medicine) and thus one should not try to the extremes that B is. (guess who! i bet you're wrong.)

therefore, you should L2AWESOME AND BE LIKE ME. i mean, no not really. you should all aim to be people like our fabulous ex head prefect and model student. this person
YAY MOAR LISTS
- gets the work done
- is an awesome person to hang out with
- has a pocket loli. i guess. lol person A r u jelusss

also there's this new phenomenon called facebook that claims to amplify your aims to be an all around c00l d00d but imo sticking your personal details on the intarweb in that manner is stupid so it's up to you to choose if you want to use it! however note that 90% of its users all claim to have had enhanced social lives due to being able to interact with friends and make new ones through a completely new and revolutionary medium that breaks down physical barriers, so you might want to consider it.

also note that 83% of all statistics are made up, true story.

thus person who is reading this right now, if you managed to last through all that

guess what

YHBT HAHAHA

just messin wit yo minds

stay tuned for guest post #2!

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